This year I've been busy!
In October I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-428 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Oh well. Being an evil dictator and having a shoot-out makes up for it, anyway.