chargin mah lazer - Like the Matrix, in order to fully understand it, you must see it for yourself.
gigantic praying mantises - I like my praying mantises like I like my Xboxes--
hitomi kanzaki - One of the main characters of the animu series Escaflowne, and probably one of my favorite fictional heroines in general. She runs track and causes time paradoxes, both abilities of which appeal to me.
ike broflovski - Kyle's adopted brother from South Park. He's also Canadian, which becomes a very important plot point in the second season and the movie. Besides that, I also love that the creators used actual babies' gibberish for when he speaks, which always cracks me up. And as far as I know, none of these babies were harmed (see: "eaten") in the process, either.
miscellaneous penguins - It started with me trying to figure out a penname that would stick with me and fit my initials "M.P." and eventually boiled down to "Miscellaneous Penguin".
mr. mackey - The counselor of the elementary school in South Park whose primary philosophy in life is, "Drugs are bad, mmkay." I approve.