Tomorrow's my sister's wedding. I'm looking forward to it like I'm looking forward to the next visit from the spider mafia.
In other news, two people have told me I'd make a good paramedic because of my high gore tolerance. I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not (leaning towards the former), but I'll be taking it into further consideration. So I can remove your infected kidneys and feed them to squirrels and whatnot. IMPORTANT LIFE-SAVING stuff.