MP (militarypenguin) wrote,
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That time of the week again, but this time I'm doing something different. I've attempted to use the 4chan images I collected this week but this time use them to illustrate a story of (hopefully) epic proportions.


"GEE, IT SURE IS HOT AS HELL IN HERE," stated James, "I WONDER WHAT L'S UP TO."

WHAT IS L UP TO?
STAY TUNED AFTER THIS INFORMATIVELY CREDIT CARD-EDIBLE AD.



And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.


James gaped in awe at the frightening lack of loli on L's computer. This was a case that needed to be reported to Officer Snail, the toughest guy without a spine in town.


Officer Snail did not approve of L's stash, and L's appearance didn't help his position look any better, either. L had the drowsy eyes, the shaggy hair, and attire that many guilty men he had met in the pedophile cases had. His thumb constantly resided within his mouth, he only lived off of sweets, an obvious tool used to lure children into his house.


Der Fuhrer did however approve of L's collection.


Fox Mulder didn't approve or disapprove of it. He just couldn't HABEEB it.


Mulder's appearance set off Hitler's Jew alarm, which initiated his mecha mode, GETTO SILIKESHEKI ADORFU HITERU-SAMA.


Luckily, just as Mulder was about to be decapitated by Hitler's Razor Ninja Jew Gas, Peter Parker came to the rescue! Because he is a total fucking STUD.


Knowing that he couldn't possibly defeat a total fucking stud without risk of castration, Hitler sent his reinforcement to take on the fucking-spider-stud-man.


Luckily, just as Parker was about to be decapitated by Hitlerchu's Thunder Solution attack, he remembered how he was able to beat Brock with his Mudkip! BECAUSE BROCK LIEK MUDKIPS. And Hitlerchu couldn't possibly attack him if he was armed with a Mudkip. Hitlerchu lieked Mudkips.


Meanwhile, Officer Snail fled the scene.


BUT NOT BEFORE WITNESSING THE SHOCKING REVEAL OF THE SECRET BEHIND THE BREAKFAST TREAT THAT WAS RUMORED TO HAVE SACRIFICED PIGS IN ORDER FOR IT TO COME INTO EXISTANCE.


No, it turns out that the secret to the non-bacon product was...THE LAUGHING MAN!


AND THE PERSIAN NIGRA WAS BEHIND THE PRODUCT ALL ALONG!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
STAY TUNED AFTER THESE MESSAGE(S).



And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.


SPARTANS ALL OVER THE WORLD WERE HORRIFIED!


SPARTANS ALL OVER THE WORLD WERE RAEPED!


SPARTANS ALL OVER THE WORLD WERE NON-CONSENSUALLY TRANSFORMED INTO MECHA TANK ENGINES FOR TOONAMI!


JEWS WEREN'T STAYIN' ALIVE!


NATHAN DISAPPROVED OF THIS FAGGOTRY!


Thus, the PEPPER PUFF GIRLS WERE BORN! Using their ultra-spicy powers, RED, GREEN, and YELLOW, have dedicated their lives to fucking noodles and the forces of...IMMIGRATING CARROTS!


Meanwhile, Hitler played a few rounds of Hungry Hungry Hebrews with his dog, Richard, who was really...


THE SOLDIER WHOSE SEAT HE STOLE FROM HIM ON CHRISTMAS! Who was really..


...THE FISH HE CAPTURED IN MONTANA!


And thus, Hitler was sentenced to pumping rafts for families for 30 1/3 miliseconds and years.


THE END.
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