Second, I had an awesome day today. toggy brought me these two badass comics as a late birthday present, Tyler and Michael came over to my house and we watched various Youtube videos, two episodes of Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan (series about an angel who clubs this kid to death and gets explosive diahrrea when her halo is taken away) re-dubbed G.I. Joe PSAs, the "Godzilla vs. Megalon" episode of MST3k (plus part of "Teenagers from Outer Space"), ate
IT KICKED A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF ASS.
It had everything from tits, to deformed people, to elephants, to manthongs, to SPARTAAAAAAA. At the risk of sounding corny, the movie looked like a series of moving paintings; fucking beautiful from beginning to end. Had some great lines, too. And the fights were, of course, badass to the nth degree. Also: Big Boss's twin from the past makes a special appearance. My only disappointment was that there wasn't as much gore as I anticipated (Pan's Labryinth was gorier) and some of the fights ended too quickly, but the pros outway the cons a great deal here.
Plus, the audience was great. There were these four guys who came in dressed like the Spartan soldiers shouting "FOR SPARTA!" and stuff.
I need to see that movie again in the IMAX. FOR SPARTAAAAAAA
EDIT: I JUST REALIZED I NEVER USED THE WORD "EPIC" (A WORD I FREQUENTLY ABUSE) TO DESCRIBE 300.
EDIT THE SECOND: random default icon change that hopefully won't freak you guys out too much. HE ONLY WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND. (also: I may shop Max's cap on him. For retardation's sake.)