I dunno if I mentioned it b'fore, but I be runnin' a movie club at me school. Me crew and I vote on a movie to show once a month, and today we were votin' fer which film to be showin' in October. Came up with a long list of movies we did, many which were horror.
Th' votin' came.
Jackass: The Movie was th' one wit th' most votes.
...WHO SAY I GIVE 'EM A BEHEADIN' NEXT TIME, AYE? I'd make 'em walk th' plank if I had a plank for 'em to walk...
But on th' sunny side, th' Jackass film may not be approved and we'll be showin' The Blair Witch Project instead! HARHARHAR Knock on wood, me mateys.
An' happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!